Losing Weight
My doctor told me to lose weight by jogging 5 miles a day. I called him 2 weeks later and told him, ‘Doc, I’m 70 miles from my house!’
Continue reading...19. August 2010
I Guess It WAS On.
In that case, here’s one in tribute to Dr. Chris Heller: First cow turns to the second and asks, “Hey, aren’t you worried about mad cow disease?” The second cow replies, “Why should I be worried, I’m a friggin’ helicopter!”
Continue reading...19. August 2010
Is This Thing On?
Hey, I tell ya, I get no respect. Know what I mean? The other day a guy told me I looked good for my height.
Continue reading...30. July 2010
Is Aaachoo for you?
Right now Aaachoo is creating MASSIVE BUZZ. What is it? A new social networking site for business owners with tools that allow for promotion of your business without feeling like you’re spamming your friends and family. It’s only a couple of weeks old, and those of you that know about network marketing and MLM know [...]
Continue reading...20. July 2010
WHY SMART Goals
Setting goals is important, right? Why? The reasoning is that setting goals helps us to focus our minds on tasks by limiting distractions. There is little doubt this is true. When creating goals it is helpful to follow a few simple guidelines. To help remember these guidelines, here is a helpful phrase: WHY SMART. SMART goals [...]
Continue reading...26. June 2010
June Gloom
Tonight was warm and the air was a little thick, but an occasional light breeze would pick up some of the draft from the swamp cooler coming through the screened door on my back patio and cool things off. As I sat in the stillness of the evening, I could hear the sharp yelps of [...]
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20. August 2010
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