My doctor told me to lose weight by jogging 5 miles a day. I called him 2 weeks later and told him, ‘Doc, I’m 70 miles from my house!’
Continue reading...19. August 2010
In that case, here’s one in tribute to Dr. Chris Heller: First cow turns to the second and asks, “Hey, aren’t you worried about mad cow disease?” The second cow replies, “Why should I be worried, I’m a friggin’ helicopter!”
Continue reading...19. August 2010
Hey, I tell ya, I get no respect. Know what I mean? The other day a guy told me I looked good for my height.
Continue reading...30. July 2010
Right now Aaachoo is creating MASSIVE BUZZ. What is it? A new social networking site for business owners with tools that allow for promotion of your business without feeling like you’re spamming your friends and family. It’s only a couple of weeks old, and those of you that know about network marketing and MLM know [...]
Continue reading...20. July 2010
Setting goals is important, right? Why? The reasoning is that setting goals helps us to focus our minds on tasks by limiting distractions. There is little doubt this is true. When creating goals it is helpful to follow a few simple guidelines. To help remember these guidelines, here is a helpful phrase: WHY SMART. SMART goals [...]
Continue reading...16. June 2010
I’ve always felt that there’s something funky about the moon being out in the daytime. Why is it’s shaded part sky blue instead of black? Isn’t black the true color of shadows? It appears as though the moon truly isn’t whole; as if it’s crescent is all there is. It makes me wonder: if my [...]
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20. August 2010
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